Although I technically know that I have now not kept to my quota of one a day, I have not slept since Friday and so this is still Day Fourteen.
Earlier today I was at college, doing rather a lot of preparation work (particularly in the Gender topic) for my exam in two weeks. After college work was over, I had coaching to do. Fun times, right? Well, I guess so. They’re a good bunch of kids and they seem to be enjoying themselves which is all I can ask.
After work, however, I had no means of getting home, and so I had to join my mum, stepdad and some of his ex-Royal Marine compatriots in the pub before I could go home. This naturally lead to my drinking of alcohol (and I have now finally found a beer that I can stand – Stand up and wave, Fosters) and a thoroughly enjoyable evening, only slightly spoiled by my stepfather’s statements that I’d be “letting people down” by not going to work tomorrow. While I do feel a little bad about cutting it at such short notice, I’ll be in no state to teach young children tomorrow morning, and lord knows it would be painful for a man of my disposition to attempt.
Anyway, I think the main point of this post was going to about the effects of being drunk, written by a guy who is currently drunk. That ideal seems to have slipped away however, and a new topic has entered my mind that I want to share.
As I’ve written previously, I’ve been offered a place at Oxford. Hurrah, etc. There is a girl at my college whom I used to be friendly with, whom now hates me, and has spread such an, well, interesting rumour, I felt I had to share it with you.
Apparently, my personal statement – the one which, don’t forget, would be seen by some fantastic universities, all of whom I would be hoping for an offer from – started with the phrase:
“Sometimes, I sit alone and wonder why I’m so clever.”
You know, honestly, there’s so much wrong with that sentence that I don’t even know where to begin. I don’t understand the hatred some people my age display. Sure, I dislike some people (who doesn’t?) but damn, these people are hateful. Mel West, if you’re reading – do as the guy from The Thick of it says, and Fuck the fuck off.
Anyway, good night. More revision tomorrow, hopefully!
Ps: hooray for iPhone autocorrect!